halloween….

I won best costume this year for halloween in hawaii…..the thing is I never dress up and always win??????

centaur street…

never trust a CENTAUR…..

A Centaur is half man, half horse. Its head, trunk and arms are those of a man. Its legs and remaining body are those of a horse. It feeds on live flesh and lives like beasts in the forests of Pensacola. Centaurs have a wild craving for wine and women. Their brutal customs scare mankind. [...]

growing up….

While growing up, I had to go to special centaur schools. At normal high school, I would break my desk or step on teachers’ feet or leave giant turds in the hallways. They wouldn’t let me play football, track, etc. They said it wasn’t fair. Here’s a photo my mom took on track and field [...]

filthy scraps part 4…..

filthy scraps 4 from centaur spencer on Vimeo.

Life is hard for a nice Centaur….

Centaur Man from Word Worms on Vimeo. This is a short documentary on the struggles centaurs have in life…song by Nik mcCue and Bradley Greenwell

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