This is headmaster STERLING SPENCER, founder and president of PINCHMYSALT. Sterling is a retired pro surfer. Sterling was once 4-time NSSA east coast champion. Sterling is now married to KRISTY YAMAGUCHI.
This is DAVID MALCOLM, also known as BIG WAVE. Big Wave is in charge of all of Pinchmysalt’s greatest movies. No one has actually ever seen dave. They say he lives in Sterling’s mom’s basement known as THE CAVE
This here is RYAN SPENCER, perhaps the most outgoing of the bunch. Ryan runs the video department at his local church and has a wife and two kids. Ryan has been Pinchmysalt’s connection to the outside world.