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Nice Sterling… The Billabong team is up the hill wondering if the house will still be there, I’m across the street wondering if me and my house will still be here, and your makin’ fun…some kind of half asses centaur humor dude. Besides the one that Snips and Laird tried to ride was in 93′, so get it right..o.k bro. I’m not really sure who Nami is anyway but if she hit my house I would ..sue…Nami….Oh yea and nice ride by the way!!..
I just wasted 2:13 of my life……that Im never gonna get back
WOW!!! can you believe it you just rode a rib high wave and went straight…and you say your not a kook
YOU JUST PROVED YOU ARE RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I definitely wondered if Laird would ride that Tsunami. I mean, he has credit card commercials, a guest appearance in the James Bond movie, and a stand up paddleboarding sponsor. Least he could do is ride the tsunami to maintain his ‘street cred.’ Or ‘beach cred’ or whatever. Sterling I am a representative of Goldman Sachs Investing and we would like to market your extreme lifestyle to sell our financial services. How would you like a Goldman Sachs Logo added onto that surfboard? We’ll run that tsunami footage and somehow tie extreme surfing in with pillaging of Wall Street. We are totally down with your ‘hip’ subculture.
Kookdestroyer, you are awesome! I’ve never seen anyone with so much dedication to write on a blog about how much they hate someone. I was wondering if you could give me a description of yourself, cause next time the surfs up at the point(AP) I’d like to beat you upside the head with my board then piss on your suit to keep you warm so you don’t catch pneumonia from you beatdown coma.
Jerry-O!!!!
are you serious?
creamin my pants?
not after that rib high wave. He went straight no turns,no nothing.
I m guessing you creamed your pants when you saw that,which makes you a KOOK to. WOW! cant believe you thought that was a good wave…..You probably have a shrine of sterblowing and admire him and whatever he does….Can you say HOMO!!!
HOMO, yes we can say it, and also point fingers at you for being one. You are probably just a bald loser with kids, ugly wife, and crappy car living on mommas titty still.
Obviously you think he is pretty cool to Mr. KOOKDESTROYER, else you wouldn’t be spending all your time looking at his website too. Where I come from, we call you a JEALOUS LOSER WITH NO LIFE.
I didn’t think that was a good wave, it was funny as shit and smart as hell on Sterlings part, considering SURFER MAG picked up the article too. Either way douchebag we have no shrine, but yes I do admire Stirling because he is a pro surfer from Pensacola, and well that is something to be admired, else you wouldn’t be here looking at his site drolling yourself.
BTW, panties are completely different that pants. You must be from ELBERTA, with an education similar to your chickens. GO GET YOUR GED AND LEARN TO SPELL…
Haha Kookdestroyer sounds like a pretty cool guy considering hes the only one of you pensacola faggots that realize sterling isnt pro. hes just wierd and the only reason hes made a name for himself is because of his rich ass daddy. so for all you sterling lovers that are probably jacking off to all his lame blog post get another hero! somebody that isnt cocky out of his ass and has the decentcy not to try a boardslide over another bro. and ollie over a dude at the point. what a jackass
OH wow you talkin shit on the internet. REAL MATURE
But if you saw me in real life i know you wouldnt do shit, cause thats all people do is talk shit until they see the person face to face,but im the kind of peron that says talk shit get hit.
Your probably going to say that I talk shit about sterling,well yes I do,but its FACTS…
F.Y.I Im not from elberta….But you probably are so thats why you brought it up…..KOOK!!!
alright its on p-cola whores. next time theres waves meet us down at the point and we’ll see how fun your little buddys signature human boardslide really is.
Are you kidding me. We have surfed the point for ever and it belongs to us. You fuckers want to get local, then go right ahead, but just rememeber, we are the ones banging your mom, and we will tell her to ground you little punk ass. The point belongs to everyone, and we have only tolerated you because your state has nice green pastures, that our hero likes to run and mate in. Yeah thats right CENTAURS rock.
Either way, get a life you morons, This is a centaur blog, and if you don’t apprecaite it, go elsewhere in your daily journey of porn on the internet. No one cares, what you have to say.
well obviously you care what we say or you wouldnt be getting so deffensive about it. Oh yeah I i dont get grounded, and Im not a punk.BITCH!!
Thanks allen-o you know whats up in the south alabama reagion.
oh and you say go on about my daily journey of pron,WELL Im pretty sure that you jerk it to centaur porn considering you think they rock.WELL they probably rock your cock…….KOOOK
kookdestoyer is so confused, I think he actually likes Sterling, but just can’t find the means to really express himself. That usually comes from many years of inbreading down there in Alabama. I can’t beleive this douchebag actually can read. Either way you dumb fuck, every word you write only increases Stirlings position on the internet, and well thanks for helping such a wonderful centaur succeed.
Okay everybody, Kookdestroyer is 14, I just finished taking his mom out on a date in Gulf Shores. Mommy said he can’t post anything on the internet tonight because he didn’t make his bed before church this morning, plus it’s a school night. Hopefully kookie can continue making friends online if he makes his bed tomorrow. ON A SERIOUS NOTE THOUGH…. kookie, pay attention, because I have proper grammar and can spell. I’m done reading your posts because you really are pissing me off and I don’t even personally know Sterling, but thinks it’s cool that a guy from the panhandle is killing it like we all wish we could. I’ll just be on the lookout for a bleached blonde little teen at the point with 12 stickers on his board….you know, QUIK, BILL, RIP, ONEILL, VOLCOM, HURLEY, etc. because you think stickers are cool and don’t realize real surfers actually get sponsored by the companies. Once I pick you out of the crowd, I’ll paddle over and drown you. Pay attention at school tomorrow at Gulf Shores High….I hear your’e a little confused in your Personal Development class, Mrs. Smith told me your not sure if you have a little peepee or not.
Why is it that everyone in alabama have to hate us? When I paddled out at pastels right after Ida, it was just me and like 10 other people. Yet their were probably 30 locals sitting on the beach just watching. I would’nt mind surfing with them? Show respect at someones home beach, and their should never be a problem. Its just aggro kids like these that ruin a reputation for other alabama surfers. Or aggro florida kids! It goes both ways!
you would pick on a 14 year old.
how does that make you feel?
and if he’s killing it so much then how come you don’t see him in magazines more often?
Also even if you did drown a 14 year old Im pretty sure you’re gonna go to jail for muder dumbass. On a serious note though sterling is not that good oh yeah and there is waves soon so maybe you’ll get to see kookdestoyer out in the water….
yall sure are given him a lot of crap.
but hey its okay,I mean if you gotta pick on 14 year olds to make your day better.
but it doesnt matter to them right?
of course your gonna say no cause they’re 14 and have 12 stickers on their boards that they didnt get because they’re not sponsored and so what if they think it’s cool to have 12 stickers on their board?
your not them so you don’t know whats going on in their head,although they know whats going on in yours.They see you in the water and notice you staring at them and they’re wandering why is this weirdo staring at me,well its because they know your a homo and a child molester
ooh AXman, cool name, what do you do? Chop down Kooks? Kookdestroyer needs to know when to shut his mouth and so do you. You must be 16 with 18 stickers on your board.
i know im to small to talk and all but yeah all of you talkin shit to kookdestroyer are lame. cause not a single one of you has had a good comeback. get a life. its ok for a 14 year old to spend time on a blog but when all you 40 year old, single, virgin, pedafile men are spending times jacking off to sterlings blog thats just not cool. sterling sucks and is wierd
Nami would be the best thing that ever happened for HI. Mayb it would clear out some ICEHEADS (da Hui, Wolfpack, Buttons, bruce, andy makua……). The funniest thing is people are getting paid to CRY WOLF, and you believe it.
February 28th, 2010 at 1:21 am
Nice Sterling… The Billabong team is up the hill wondering if the house will still be there, I’m across the street wondering if me and my house will still be here, and your makin’ fun…some kind of half asses centaur humor dude. Besides the one that Snips and Laird tried to ride was in 93′, so get it right..o.k bro. I’m not really sure who Nami is anyway but if she hit my house I would ..sue…Nami….Oh yea and nice ride by the way!!..
February 28th, 2010 at 2:14 am
tight!
February 28th, 2010 at 5:59 am
http://hippohippo.ytmnd.com/
this describes my excitement
February 28th, 2010 at 6:12 am
I just wasted 2:13 of my life……that Im never gonna get back
WOW!!! can you believe it you just rode a rib high wave and went straight…and you say your not a kook
YOU JUST PROVED YOU ARE RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 28th, 2010 at 7:43 pm
haha “just make sure you enter it into my innersection”
February 28th, 2010 at 10:05 pm
hippo…hippo….hippo..hippo…hippo
February 28th, 2010 at 10:54 pm
Kookdestroyer, that video was awesome. Your just creamin your panties because you never surfed a Tsunami wave.
Perhaps you should stick to comments about what you know best: RASH GUARDS, BOOGIE BOARDS, and H3 Hummers.
March 1st, 2010 at 3:40 am
go screw a dude queer
March 1st, 2010 at 5:09 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA. then i can be in a credit card commercial
March 1st, 2010 at 6:18 pm
I definitely wondered if Laird would ride that Tsunami. I mean, he has credit card commercials, a guest appearance in the James Bond movie, and a stand up paddleboarding sponsor. Least he could do is ride the tsunami to maintain his ‘street cred.’ Or ‘beach cred’ or whatever. Sterling I am a representative of Goldman Sachs Investing and we would like to market your extreme lifestyle to sell our financial services. How would you like a Goldman Sachs Logo added onto that surfboard? We’ll run that tsunami footage and somehow tie extreme surfing in with pillaging of Wall Street. We are totally down with your ‘hip’ subculture.
March 2nd, 2010 at 12:55 am
Sorry Blakeryly, your aren’t gonna be in anything but a loser
March 3rd, 2010 at 12:32 am
Kookdestroyer, you are awesome! I’ve never seen anyone with so much dedication to write on a blog about how much they hate someone. I was wondering if you could give me a description of yourself, cause next time the surfs up at the point(AP) I’d like to beat you upside the head with my board then piss on your suit to keep you warm so you don’t catch pneumonia from you beatdown coma.
March 3rd, 2010 at 4:01 am
Jerry-O!!!!
are you serious?
creamin my pants?
not after that rib high wave. He went straight no turns,no nothing.
I m guessing you creamed your pants when you saw that,which makes you a KOOK to. WOW! cant believe you thought that was a good wave…..You probably have a shrine of sterblowing and admire him and whatever he does….Can you say HOMO!!!
March 3rd, 2010 at 2:43 pm
HOMO, yes we can say it, and also point fingers at you for being one. You are probably just a bald loser with kids, ugly wife, and crappy car living on mommas titty still.
Obviously you think he is pretty cool to Mr. KOOKDESTROYER, else you wouldn’t be spending all your time looking at his website too. Where I come from, we call you a JEALOUS LOSER WITH NO LIFE.
I didn’t think that was a good wave, it was funny as shit and smart as hell on Sterlings part, considering SURFER MAG picked up the article too. Either way douchebag we have no shrine, but yes I do admire Stirling because he is a pro surfer from Pensacola, and well that is something to be admired, else you wouldn’t be here looking at his site drolling yourself.
BTW, panties are completely different that pants. You must be from ELBERTA, with an education similar to your chickens. GO GET YOUR GED AND LEARN TO SPELL…
March 3rd, 2010 at 9:52 pm
Haha Kookdestroyer sounds like a pretty cool guy considering hes the only one of you pensacola faggots that realize sterling isnt pro. hes just wierd and the only reason hes made a name for himself is because of his rich ass daddy. so for all you sterling lovers that are probably jacking off to all his lame blog post get another hero! somebody that isnt cocky out of his ass and has the decentcy not to try a boardslide over another bro. and ollie over a dude at the point. what a jackass
March 4th, 2010 at 1:04 am
OH wow you talkin shit on the internet. REAL MATURE
But if you saw me in real life i know you wouldnt do shit, cause thats all people do is talk shit until they see the person face to face,but im the kind of peron that says talk shit get hit.
Your probably going to say that I talk shit about sterling,well yes I do,but its FACTS…
F.Y.I Im not from elberta….But you probably are so thats why you brought it up…..KOOK!!!
March 4th, 2010 at 1:19 am
alright its on p-cola whores. next time theres waves meet us down at the point and we’ll see how fun your little buddys signature human boardslide really is.
March 4th, 2010 at 4:49 am
Are you kidding me. We have surfed the point for ever and it belongs to us. You fuckers want to get local, then go right ahead, but just rememeber, we are the ones banging your mom, and we will tell her to ground you little punk ass. The point belongs to everyone, and we have only tolerated you because your state has nice green pastures, that our hero likes to run and mate in. Yeah thats right CENTAURS rock.
Either way, get a life you morons, This is a centaur blog, and if you don’t apprecaite it, go elsewhere in your daily journey of porn on the internet. No one cares, what you have to say.
March 5th, 2010 at 2:03 am
well obviously you care what we say or you wouldnt be getting so deffensive about it. Oh yeah I i dont get grounded, and Im not a punk.BITCH!!
Thanks allen-o you know whats up in the south alabama reagion.
oh and you say go on about my daily journey of pron,WELL Im pretty sure that you jerk it to centaur porn considering you think they rock.WELL they probably rock your cock…….KOOOK
March 5th, 2010 at 11:03 pm
kookdestoyer is so confused, I think he actually likes Sterling, but just can’t find the means to really express himself. That usually comes from many years of inbreading down there in Alabama. I can’t beleive this douchebag actually can read. Either way you dumb fuck, every word you write only increases Stirlings position on the internet, and well thanks for helping such a wonderful centaur succeed.
March 7th, 2010 at 4:41 am
inbreading in Alabama?
no way……
how long did it take you to come up with that one?
your so clever……..
March 8th, 2010 at 2:58 am
Okay everybody, Kookdestroyer is 14, I just finished taking his mom out on a date in Gulf Shores. Mommy said he can’t post anything on the internet tonight because he didn’t make his bed before church this morning, plus it’s a school night. Hopefully kookie can continue making friends online if he makes his bed tomorrow. ON A SERIOUS NOTE THOUGH…. kookie, pay attention, because I have proper grammar and can spell. I’m done reading your posts because you really are pissing me off and I don’t even personally know Sterling, but thinks it’s cool that a guy from the panhandle is killing it like we all wish we could. I’ll just be on the lookout for a bleached blonde little teen at the point with 12 stickers on his board….you know, QUIK, BILL, RIP, ONEILL, VOLCOM, HURLEY, etc. because you think stickers are cool and don’t realize real surfers actually get sponsored by the companies. Once I pick you out of the crowd, I’ll paddle over and drown you. Pay attention at school tomorrow at Gulf Shores High….I hear your’e a little confused in your Personal Development class, Mrs. Smith told me your not sure if you have a little peepee or not.
March 9th, 2010 at 4:22 am
Why is it that everyone in alabama have to hate us? When I paddled out at pastels right after Ida, it was just me and like 10 other people. Yet their were probably 30 locals sitting on the beach just watching. I would’nt mind surfing with them? Show respect at someones home beach, and their should never be a problem. Its just aggro kids like these that ruin a reputation for other alabama surfers. Or aggro florida kids! It goes both ways!
March 10th, 2010 at 4:04 am
you would pick on a 14 year old.
how does that make you feel?
and if he’s killing it so much then how come you don’t see him in magazines more often?
Also even if you did drown a 14 year old Im pretty sure you’re gonna go to jail for muder dumbass. On a serious note though sterling is not that good oh yeah and there is waves soon so maybe you’ll get to see kookdestoyer out in the water….
March 11th, 2010 at 3:39 am
yall sure are given him a lot of crap.
but hey its okay,I mean if you gotta pick on 14 year olds to make your day better.
but it doesnt matter to them right?
of course your gonna say no cause they’re 14 and have 12 stickers on their boards that they didnt get because they’re not sponsored and so what if they think it’s cool to have 12 stickers on their board?
your not them so you don’t know whats going on in their head,although they know whats going on in yours.They see you in the water and notice you staring at them and they’re wandering why is this weirdo staring at me,well its because they know your a homo and a child molester
March 12th, 2010 at 11:04 pm
sick shit sterling…come shred new york with us whenever u want aha
March 17th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
ooh AXman, cool name, what do you do? Chop down Kooks? Kookdestroyer needs to know when to shut his mouth and so do you. You must be 16 with 18 stickers on your board.
March 18th, 2010 at 3:11 am
i know im to small to talk and all but yeah all of you talkin shit to kookdestroyer are lame. cause not a single one of you has had a good comeback. get a life. its ok for a 14 year old to spend time on a blog but when all you 40 year old, single, virgin, pedafile men are spending times jacking off to sterlings blog thats just not cool. sterling sucks and is wierd
March 18th, 2010 at 8:04 pm
@ Flipper
Nami would be the best thing that ever happened for HI. Mayb it would clear out some ICEHEADS (da Hui, Wolfpack, Buttons, bruce, andy makua……). The funniest thing is people are getting paid to CRY WOLF, and you believe it.